Exhibit 25.16

Umpire Jim Joyce vs. Novelist James Joyce

FACIAL HAIR

vs.

Winner: Jim Joyce

HEAD ACCESSORIES

vs.

Winner: Tie.

SMOKING JACKET WEARING ABILITY

vs.

Winner: James Joyce by default

VISION

vs.

Winner: No one.

2 Comments / Posted in Baseball, Fiction, Jims

Comments

  1. A. Peterson says:

    Clearly the world needed my commentary on this one.

  2. Recent Hendrix College Alumnus says:

    My college roommate had the final eyepatch picture of James Joyce taped to his door. It had a constant habit of falling off. Underneath the picture my roommate had written “Lick James Joyce’s nutsack, son.” Thanks for the reminder.

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