Tattoos

Exhibit 1.7.23

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

 

Boron
 

 
 

Merit Badge Sash Across Chest
 

 
 

Timecop 2 DVD Cover
 

 
 

Italian Espresso Machine Instructions
 

 
 

That Day’s Gas Prices at Kum N Go
 

 
 

This Year’s Stark Family Holiday Etching
 

 

Comment / Posted in Boron, Stark, Tattoos

Exhibit 1.6.21

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

 

Magritte Clouds Over Body and Hat

 

Thesaurus Entry for Hot

 

Klout Score

 

Inbox Score

 

Preschool Score

 

Drawing by Ed Asner

 

Problematically Topical Twitter Joke

 

Comment / Posted in Scores, Synonyms, Tattoos

Exhibit 1.5.21

Two Links

* I have a short piece giving some flash fiction bylaws over at Nano Fiction for their State of Flash series. I really do mean all of them. Especially the ones about poor, poor Doug.

* My short short “Biologists Study Grace” is over at Paper Darts and the entire page will soon be tattooed onto my back. Not really. probably. Maybe. Sort of. We’ll see. But it is quite pretty.

Comment / Posted in Fiction, Links, Tattoos

Exhibit 1.5.18

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

James Van Der Beak

En Passant Explanation

Disturbingly Sexualized Corn

Birdo As Problematically Described by Mario 2 Instructions

Lukewarm Review of Most Recent R. Kelly Album

Map of Ansley, Nebraska, for Ansley, Nebraska, Emergencies

The New Cupboard Logo

Comment / Posted in Birdos, Tattoos, The Cupboard

Exhibit 1.4.15

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

W.A.S.T.E. symbol

Retweet Icon

Alfred Hitchcock Presents on Lower Stomach

Dino from the Flintstones Playing an Upright Bass

Sitar Diagram

Sheet music for “Up Where We Belong”

Facebook Homepage Which Will Never Ever Change

Comment / Posted in Dinos, Tattoos, Where

Exhibit 27.20

Film Criticism

My review of the Swedish adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo:

My review of the Swedish adaptation of The Girl Who Played With Fire:

Look, all I’m saying is there might be better languages to use when having conversations about terrible crimes.

It’s cool, I can say this because I’m sure it’s true.

Comment / Posted in Movies, Reviews, Tattoos

Exhibit 27.18

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

Slipknot Concert Schedule on Back

Clip Art Cupcake

One of Mom’s Christmas Quilts

Forever Stamp on Fists

Some unclear statement using The Illustrated Man‘s Cover

Tattoo Instructions

1 Comment / Posted in Instructions, Tattoos, Unnecessary Scheduling

Exhibit 26.9

Tattoo Idea for Someone Else

It’s practical and colorful. Although I guess the problem is that it changes sometimes. O, wait, it never changes except for one state where it changes all the time.

Guess which state. Guess.

Yep, that one.

Comment / Posted in America, States, Tattoos

Exhibit 24.26

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

The Turtle from Mario Bros.

Old Timey Periscope Ad

Missouri License Plate

Map of Legoland

Sort of Grim Reaper

Comment / Posted in Old, Tattoos, Turtles

Exhibit 22.5

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

Neighborhood Watch Sign

Rotary Phone Dial

Lee Marvin’s Tombstone

Frasier Logo

Television Showing Second Quarter of Michigan vs. Michigan State Game

Paul Revere’s Engraving of the Boston Massacre

Particularly Riveting Page of Classified Ads

1 Comment / Posted in Classified, Logos, Tattoos

Exhibit 19.4

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

Pilcrow

Unnecessarily Complicated Paperclip Diagram

Map to Nebraska

Creepy Picture of Poe

Palm Reading Instructions on Palms

The Byrds’s Sweetheart of the Rodeo Cover

3 Comments / Posted in Instructions, Sorted, Tattoos