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Exhibit 24.21

I Live Blog This Commercial I See on Hulu All the Time

0:01 – Is that text message from Marc Summers congratulating this lady on having the world’s most disturbingly spotless kitchen?

0:07 – Should the crazy lady have headphones too?

0:08 – Is this the chat roulette I keep hearing about? If so, this girl got really lucky to find a geometry teacher and not…anyone else on chat roulette.

0:10 – I could do this. I like learning and stainless steel appliances.

0:12 – Hey, Melissa, maybe today’s lesson should be on googling the word ‘triangle.’

0:13 – Actually, I couldn’t do this.

0:15 – Whoa, slow down, Pythagoras.

0:21 – We should focus a little less on geometry and a little more on getting Melissa out of the bomb shelter she’s trapped in.

0:24 – Wait, we should be laughing now? I like laughing. Haha, Melissa. Fun! Hahahaha…

0:27 – …hahahahaha. O, we’re done?

0:29 – Wait, so if I learn geometry my kid will go to camp and we’ll save that mountain?

25:30 – Why am I watching Chuck, anyway?

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Exhibit 8.14

William Henry Lewis reads fiction tonight at Nebraska Wesleyan
7pm
Callen Conference Center

I’m excited. Should be a great reading.

Last night we saw Man’s Last Great Invention play at Duffy’s. Very good stuff. They once did a live soundtrack to Predator which was also superbly executed.

I don’t imagine the WHL reading will be in service of any 80s action movies, but I’m not ready to rule it out.

Comment / Posted in Fiction, Live, Readings