Jims

Exhibit 25.16

Umpire Jim Joyce vs. Novelist James Joyce

FACIAL HAIR

vs.

Winner: Jim Joyce

HEAD ACCESSORIES

vs.

Winner: Tie.

SMOKING JACKET WEARING ABILITY

vs.

Winner: James Joyce by default

VISION

vs.

Winner: No one.

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Exhibit 24.20

Basketball Coach

UH Hires James Dickey as New Basketball Coach

I honestly went to sleep thinking UH had named a deceased poet their next basketball coach. No, somehow they did worse.

These Dickey lines seem to sum up the situation:

To be dead, a house must be still.
The floor and the walls wave me slowly;
I am deep in them over my head.

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