Exhibit 1.8.21

Things Leading Me to Believe the OK Cupid First Date Occurring Next to Me Will Not End in Two Souls Discovering Simultaneously Their Missing Half in the Other and Needing to Heal This Wound They Did Not Even Know They Had with a Lifelong Commitment and to Confirm It with the Propagation of the Human Race with the Unstated but No Less Real or Essential Goal Being Not Only a Tangible Expression of This Love but the Future Transcendence of Man’s Historical and Biological Limitations Leading to a World that So Closely Resembles Traditional Notions of Heaven that Generations Will Pass without the Knowledge that It Is Not


* One party spent 10 minutes explaining dubstep to the other


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Exhibit 1.6.8


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Exhibit 26.13

Things This Baby Can’t Do

* Beat me in arm wrestling (twice in a row)
* Appreciate French New Wave cinema
* Walk
* Coherently defend his support for a flat tax
* Rent a car
* Pull off an ironic mustache to match his natural fauxhawk
* Keep wearing white after Labor Day

Congrats to Jeff and Katie and Charlie.
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