Exhibit 14.24

From: Mom
Re: Christmas Agenda

Friday, December 19th
5:00-9:00p.m. – Wait for K. to get off work
9:00-10:00p.m – Talk about whether or not we should go with the original plan or form a new plan
10:00-12:00a.m. – Go to game-filled bar/restaurant Go bowling

Saturday, December 20th
12:00-7:00a.m. – Sleep on air mattress for some, comfy beds for others
8:00-9:30a.m. – Try to readjust the electronic thermostat to not cut temperature to 50 degrees in the basement
9:30-9:45a.m. – Breakfast
9:45-11:00a.m. – Sit in living room
11:00-11:30a.m. – Discuss whether or not we should open one present now
11:30-11:35a.m. – Open one present
11:35-12:00p.m. – Open all presents
12:00-12:00a.m. – Feel ashamed while remarking on the relative attractiveness of the torn wrapping paper

Sunday, December 21st
12:00-9:00a.m. – Fend off band of comically inept robbers with elaborate series of traps constructed out of household objects/reconnect old man Marley with his son
9:00-4:00p.m. – Traditional holiday Dolphins vs. Chiefs game
4:00-5:00p.m. – Disconnect old man Marley from his son
5:00-6:00p.m. – Cider

Thursday, December 25th
All Day – Watch Smart Guy marathon on B.E.T.

Frankly, I’m excited.

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Exhibit 4.19

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Exhibit 3.24

Good god! The diabolical Johnson girls (who, in case you are unfamiliar, have left a candy bar basket near the coffee machine in my office for the last two months in a supposed effort to raise money for some trip in 2009 [2009!]) are at it again!

As of today, they have now started stocking a second basket full of Pop Tarts next to our toaster. How long until it’s Coke near the drinking fountain or whiskey near my desk?

This is all going to end with me begging them for heroin as they blind me with their solid gold Girl Scout uniforms. I can’t even type there are so many Brown Sugar & Cinnamon crumbs.

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