Exhibit 1.3.1

The Blossom Possum

Takes it to another level.

Just for you, Dave.

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Exhibit 1.2.27


I’m sorry. I haven’t been feeling well. To make it up to you, here’s a Blossom Possum:

Other things:

* I successfully identified the female lead from King Ralph within 5 seconds of seeing her in something filmed 15 years later. This, quite possibly, is the proudest moment of my life.

* I think people should talk more about how weird it is that Peter O’Toole, John Hurt, and Richard Griffiths are in King Ralph. Even 20 years later, I keep expecting the British to burn D.C. to the ground for this.

* It’s like if the French made a movie called The Godp√®re about an effete French puppeteer who becomes the leader of the Mafia much to the chagrin of his lieutenants played by Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

* By the way, what are the odds that all of those actors (and John Goodman) would still be alive today? We may not have numbers that high.

* To this day I assume that the British monarchy is such that you can just give the crown to a really good servant if need be, sort of like passing on an out-of-style suit.

* Yeah, so maybe I’ve just been watching King Ralph for the past week.

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